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Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before Read & Download Û 4 Gary Delaney oneliner extraordinaire has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr Jason Manford and James Corden Now for the first time comes the first collection of his finest jokes Featuring the likes of Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me I've been living on borrowed thymeWe can't even afford a garden so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roofSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now but they've been breaking camels' backs for yearsGenius is % inspiration and % perspiration which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupidSad news The British simile champion has died We shall not see his like againMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary I asked her why and she just said 'I've seen her type before'Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard so I took that as a condimentMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde' which means the world to me Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for Everyone else seems to knowActors have got Euity Magicians have got the Magic Circle but it's a shame ventrilouists don't have anyone to speak for themDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes It's a bit of a grey areaAnd make sure you look out for Gary's next book about Stockholm Syndrome it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it.

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Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before Read & Download Û 4 Gary Delaney one liner extraordinaire has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr Jason Manford and James Corden Now for the first time comes the first collection of his finest jokes Featuring the likes of Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me I've been living on borrowed thymeWe can't even afford a garden so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roofSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now but they've been breaking camels' backs for yearsGenius is % inspiration and % perspiration which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupidSad news The British simile champion has died We shall not see his like againMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary I asked her why and she just said 'I've seen her type before'Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard so I took that as a condimentMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde' which means the world to me Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for Everyone else seems to knowActors have got Euity Magicians have got the Magic Circle but it's a shame ventrilouists don't have anyone to speak for themDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes It's a bit of a grey areaAnd make sure you look out for Gary's next book about Stockholm Syndrome it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it.

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Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before Read & Download Û 4 Gary Delaney oneliner extraordinaire has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr Jason Manford and James Corden Now for the first time comes the first collection of his finest jokes Featuring the likes of Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me I've been living on borrowed thymeWe can't even afford a garden so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roofSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now but they've been breaking camels' backs for yearsGenius is % inspiration and % perspiration which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupidSad news The British simile champion has died We shall not see his like againMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary I asked her why and she just said 'I've seen her type before'Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard so I took that as a condimentMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde' which means the world to me Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for Everyone else seems to knowActors have got Euity Magicians have got the Magic Circle but it's a shame ventrilouists don't have anyone to speak for themDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes It's a bit of a grey areaAnd make sure you look out for Gary's next book about Stockholm Syndrome it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it.

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